- From the episode "Maturity"
- Clay: I don't know what's gotten into you lately, young man. Our talks just don't seem to be helping.
- Orel: But Dad - I thought I was doing what you wanted.
- Clay: Why on Earth would I ever want you to take my precious alcoholic beverages?
- Orel: Because you wanted me to be more adult.
- Clay: Orel, drinking on a daily basis is not the only way to be an adult.
- Orel: Well I tried not talking about my feelings, too.
- Clay: Oh son, behaving like a grown up is many things. First and for most it means doing things that you hate doing.
- Orel: Like what, pop?
- Clay: Well like dealing with people who make you unhappy, being stressed about things you have no control over, working soul-numbing jobs.
- Orel: Ooh
- Clay: Then gradually as we endure these hardships and accept them as normal, that's when we finally earned the right to get drunk and be emotionally distant from our families.
- Orel: Just like my father. I love you dad.
- Clay: I'm hungry too. Let's go eat!
After reading this you might think my brain is so damn hot you just want to give me a brain massage and hope that some of it seeps through my pores and soaks into yours so you can carry it with you always. Or, you could think I'm the dumbest bitch ever to ride a keyboard and you'd like to punch me through your monitor right now and your browser is running too slowly to take you the hell away from here. Either way, I'm glad that I've siphoned some kind of an emotional response from you.
Friday, June 17, 2011
Best Moral Orel Quote Ever
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